Antarctica-Plus Shipping Corporation Message Service
To: Former Douchebags
From: Renlock Tavrath (Shipping Supervisor, McMurdoch Plant)
I WILL HAVE A NICE DAY AS I ALREADY HAVE A NEW JOB WITH YOUR COMPETITORS. BY THE WAY, I WOULDN’T REVERSE THE POLARITY ON THE MAIN WAREHOUSE’S ANTI-GRAV SYSTEMS AS IT HAS A TENDENCY TO GO HAYWIRE AND DESTROY THINGS.
I have found the clue you were looking for in that serial killer case you were working on. You were right; he left behind a paper trail in the taxes.
I’ve attached the appropriate paperwork with this message.
Your father and I are very worried about you, can you please come home. Somebody told us you had joined the Navy, but we knew it couldn’t be true. Please get in touch with us, let us know you’re okay?
To the property owner,
Our records state that you have recently been in an accident. We believe you are entitled to at least 40900 credits. Contact us today and receive a free gift! Please do not hesitate.
Schebb & Co.
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Told her I was going to be late.
See you soon.
This is getting serious, your father is talking about going to the Police, and there are things on the news about the Navy going to war or something.
Please call us.
The weapons you ordered are ready whenever you wish to pick up.
I’ve just had another dream. It was about London falling into lava, and being shaken about like a toy. I think we should go and visit your friend on Venix Har. I think we should do it now.