It’s a sunday…

It being a sunday, and I feel like being lazy, I thought I’d put up the brief article that I was asked to do on The Bolthole’s Bloghole.  It’s just some tiny ramblings about self-publishing, so don’t worry it’s nothing world-breaking or headache-inducing.  I’ve even included the About The Author (which I quite liked) and a photo of some idiot I know…

I’m an idiot

I’m a complete idiot.

I’ve been asked (by my good friend Abhinav) to write about my experiences in the world of self-publishing.  I’ve been looking back over the last couple of years, and my conclusion is that I’m an idiot, completely and totally.

Okay, I should explain first.

Self-publishing (for those few out there who don’t know) is almost how it sounds.  Essentially, you send your manuscript to a specialised publisher who then prints your book through the print on demand system.  They’re all mostly online these days so it’s just a case of emailing the manuscript or uploading it to the website itself.

My book, The Legend of Adam Caine, was published with Authorhouse, a trans-Atlantic company.

The problem is that self-publishing is for those with money.  A lot of the paperback publishers have services beyond simply arranging the words on the page and printing it out.  They offer editing of varying degrees, marketing, reviews, the works.  But unfortunately, it costs… a lot, usually.  Or at least that’s been my experience.

The alternative in self-publishing is the upload direct option, where they print off exactly what you copy and paste or upload to their website.  Createspace is one I’m attempting myself, more for the experience and the special offer for Nanowrimo winners than anything else.

Another reason why I’m an idiot.

I’ve got no patience whatsoever when it comes to my writing.  When I started publishing Adam Caine, I was so desperate for it to be done and out and in my hands I was literally on the edge of my seat and watching for the postman to deliver the proof.  The only problem was that I was too impatient to get my free fifteen copies that I stupidly approved it before checking it.


The only problem was that the publisher only allowed a few changes to the proof before charging quite a bit for more.  Joy.  Insert tearing out of fur and enraged Wookiee growls.  Not only that, but the actual editing would have cost me something close to six thousand pounds.  Ouch.  Cue more enragement and annoyed stomping.

Of course, no matter what I’ve done, what I may think of the process, I still get goosebumps whenever I pick up a copy of my book, so it’s not all bad, hey?

So to sum up, I’m an idiot, and self-publishing isn’t a bad thing despite the obvious stigma, but you need lots of money, time, and patience.  Of those three options I have none.  Probably shouldn’t mention that to any potential future agent or publisher, should I?  Oops.

Anyways, I’m entering a submission to Black Library in May, hopefully it’ll be accepted.  Who knows, maybe I’ll have my name on a Black Library novel this year?  Probably not.

Oh yeah, that’s something else every author should have and don’t always have: confidence.

About the Author

John is an avid reader of Black Library fiction and just about anything else he can get his hands. His first novel The Legend of Adam Caine is currently available through Authorhouse and Amazon as well. Describing himself as an “insane hairly mumbler who likes to write stuff…” John has also participated in the National Novel Writing Month and his successful effort from 2011 is currently in the early stages of being publishing. You can find John rambling on his new blog Shaven Wookiee and also on twitter – @Shaven_Wookiee.

Well, what did you think?  Let me know!!!


2 thoughts on “It’s a sunday…

  1. Satin Sheet Diva says:

    Because of the money (I couldn’t afford to go with Authrohouse or any of the others at the time), I do everything for my novels except print and bind them. Gives new meaning to the term self-published to say the least. And I too was so happy to see my work in a proof, I didn’t read it either. Sold all 50 copies of my first run with errors and such like you wouldn’t believe. No wonder those same people didn’t buy my second book (which was repeatedly gone over to the point of distraction). Great article

    1. shavenwookiee says:

      Yeah Authorhouse wasn’t much fun, and was only able to afford it because I had a load of backpay from the day job that I used to fund it. Wish I’d discovered createspace or smashwords or something else before I published. Like you, though, my second book’s been read and re-read so many times I’m amazed there’s any words left. Glad you liked the article!

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